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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so fat... when she stood on the scales, they said ""To be continued."""
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"I got into lucid dreaming recently its everything I imagined it to be."
"I stole a seat from an old man and he remarked, ""Chivalry is Dead"". I said, ""I'm sorry, I didn't know. He wasn't even trending on Twitter""."
"How do you make a cat go woof Throw it in a fire (i know i know dad joke)"
"For Christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, ""I'm a nudist."" I haven't worn it yet."
"The key to Simon & Garfunkel's success was that one was big and one was small. Before, duos were always the same size. They changed the game"
"Every time I see of a white person being killed by a wild animal in captivity, I think...Animal Cracker!"
"What does a worm do in a cornfield? It goes in one ear and out the other"
"You can never trust someone from Chernobyl. Most of them are two-faced."
"What kind of cologne applies itself? Elon Musk"