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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cologne applies itself? Elon Musk"
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"They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he's fat."
"A kid asks his Dad to show him a magic trick... Dad says, ""Sure"" then he disappears and never returned."
"Why did the computer say hello? Because it was a Dell."
"Spanish joke... Un pez dijo al otro pez, ""Que hace tu padre?"" Nada"
"Toy Story (1995) - A cowboy & a deluded astronaut battle over who gets to sleep with a 6-year-old boy."
"I feel bad for people without arms... ... They can't rapidly take off their bottoms when they need to take a massive dump."
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"
"Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we've always suspected."
"What is a cannibal's favorite soup Sign language soup"