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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cologne applies itself? Elon Musk"
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"I am not racist, I love black people. In fact, I love them so much that I think we should all have our own."
"It really annoys me when people who barely know you want to become Facebook friends, like an old classmate or someone you've slept with"
"If Thom Yorke and Emily Haines hooked up... ...would it be called radiometric dating?"
"What is that red stuff on your face? I said to my older cousin what was that red stuff on his face. ""Where?"" He said. I said , as I was forming a punch then punch is fucking face. ""Right there."""
"To all the Ananda's out there.. What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out."
"A foot fetishist had a bad experience in bed He got off on the wrong foot"
"and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about...MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE"
"Green day is playing on the only two alternative rock stations in my neighborhood... There is no alternative."
"A mugger was able to lure a woman very easily behind the building where he always sits... She was right up his alley."