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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a cat go woof Throw it in a fire (i know i know dad joke)"
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"I've been driving with a coca cola can stuck in snow on the roof of my car for a week cuz 7 thinks it makes us cops. Stare all you want."
"At the Bar I was not drunk.. ...At morning I discovered me on my bed but nude!!"
"[Vegan Conference] Announcer: While we await our key speaker, please talk among yourselves Vegan: I'm a vegan Vegan2: I'm also a vegan"
"Convincing your girlfriend she's crazy is called gaslighting, and it's a dick move. Convincing her she's a robot is called bladerunning... It's a Phillip K. Dick move."
"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? Neighbor"
"My teacher called me a procrastinator today. But I'd say I'm more of an amateurcrastinator considering none of my endorsement checks have come in yet."
"I was listening to 80s music today. You just can't beat Tina Turner. Unless you're Ike Turner."
"What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans."
"Those leaf blower guys must be constantly looking for blow jobs."