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Joke of the Day
"What does a worm do in a cornfield? It goes in one ear and out the other"
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"Of course I can keep a secret, It's the people I tell it to that can't."
"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"
"When a man can't open a jar, he has to throw it away and never speak of it again."
"Did you hear about the blonde that tried to walk around the world? She drowned."
"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy."
"Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year!!!"
"It's so hot outside! I'm sweating like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee!"
"Some people follow their dreams, I follow lunatics on the internet."
"An old man goes to the gym... An old man goes to the gym and asks a trainer, ""I want to impress young beautiful girls. What's the best machine I can use?"" The trainer responds, ""The ATM"""