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Joke of the Day

"Hate when my GF asks me to hold her purse at the grocery store line cause I really don't like being that guy holding two purses."

"There are 10 types of people those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary."

"NSFW - Getting a kiss might make your day, ... Getting a kiss might make your day, but getting anal will make your hole weak. Read this in a porta-poty at Roskilda music festival last week."

"what do you call an arab vegatarian a muslim fondalentalist"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they just beat up the room for being black."

"Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin"

"How did harry potter get down the hill? Walking, Jk rowling"

"Why did the farmer sit on a cock ? Because he was gay."

"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word!"

"A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: ""Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?"" The man replies: ""Six, i dont think i can eat eight"""