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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer sit on a cock ? Because he was gay."
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"A man walks out of a toilet cubicle with semen coming out both sides of his mouth, what do you know? The floors are level"
"*anna quietly knocks on elsa's door after olaf falls asleep* do you wanna kill a snowman?"
"Someday, I hope to befriend a friendly panhandler & learn the secrets of handling pans firsthand."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
"Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store? Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite album? The Wall"
"Where do cotton balls come from? Male cotton plants"
"""Dad can you tell me 5 animals that live in the North Pole?"" "" yes son , 3 polar bears and 2 seals. Anything else?"" ___ ""No dad thanks""___ ""No problem son"""
"told my Subway sandwich artist the toppings I wanted but then I whispered ""love"" so now I can't go to that Subway anymore"