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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer sit on a cock ? Because he was gay."
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"Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat"
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."
"Conductor this bus was very slow! Oh I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!"
"Internet Explorer is the best browser... to download another browser."
"My friend Sid was a victim of ID theft. Now he is known as S."
"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
"Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop."
"Guy gets wife roses. She says ""I guess this means you want me on my back w my legs in the air?"" He says, ""Why, we don't have a Vase?"
"How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Oops.I can't believe I broke the last one. I guess you'll have to sit in the dark."