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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they just beat up the room for being black."

"When I see lover's names on a tree, I don't think it's sweet... ... I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"What is a KKK member's favorite board game? CROSS fire"

"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk"

"I hate people who take drugs... ...such as the police and customs officers."

"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"

"I don't know the full history of US and Canada but somehow we've got joint custody of geese"

"What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school? The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies."

"As a person with alzheimers, all my punchlines are..."

"I'm gonna start giving bad news to people in that cute, high pitched voice I use to talk to kids and dogs."