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Joke of the Day

"Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin"

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Is knowing of collapse of supermarket in Latvia? Is sad but now has five more potato for all of Latvia."

"what do you call a sad tree? Mourning wood"

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can't sleep with a light on"

"I met a woman at happy hour... She had a tattoo on her bikini line. It was a picture of a conch shell. She said ""If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean""."

"Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?"

"There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley One was assaulted."

"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""

"Date tip: buy a calendar"