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Joke of the Day

"A man orders a pizza. The waiter asks him: ""Do you want your pizza cut in six or eight Pieces?"" The man replies: ""Six, i dont think i can eat eight"""

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free."

"Need jokes about bears Help, I need jokes about bears. Can someone come up with any?"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... ...those that understand binary, and those that don't."

"I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend."

"A Jew walks into a bank... ""Honey I'm home!"""

"Give a man a fish & he'll probably stick his dick in it. Teach a man to fish & he'll just keep fucking the fish you gave him. Men are weird."

"Es cargo A snail was writing s on his car a boy sees him and asks ""Why are you writing s on your car"" the snail says ""So when people see me driving they'll say wow look at that Es cargo """

"Got late on my first day at work, blamed it on Rush Hour. Got late on the 2nd day, Blamed it on Rush Hour 2"

"This morning, I accidentally put redbull instead of water in my coffee After 15 mins of driving I realized I forgot home my car"