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Joke of the Day
"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word!"
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"I just named two flies in my house Buzz and Buzz Jr. If you want me to come to your house and name shit it's $20/hour."
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"Treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny."
"Can someone help me figure out how much water I need to add to this baby powder in order to make a baby?"
"I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90."
"A sheep calls a sex line... Sheep: I'd ram you so hard. Operator: Ewe are a baaaaaad boy!"
"English and American spellings England: colour America: color England: humour America: humor England: flavour America: flavor England: What the hell are you doing? America: Getting rid of u"
"[Dirty] How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave? I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection."
"Iron Man Joke Iron man is a super hero. Iron, woman. is a command."