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Joke of the Day
"Heat or cold Which one travels faster, heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch a cold."
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"Why did the rooster cross the road? To show he wasn't a chicken."
"I had something to post about female circumcision but I can't find it now. I'll have to look deeper."
"How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!"
"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."
"When my employer asked if I had a criminal record... ...I guess ""highest number of robberies in an hour"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."
"If this tweet gets 5 retweets, I will threaten a public official on Facebook."
"I love the way the Earth rotates... It makes my day."
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Josb"
"Q: What's the friendliest school? A: Hi school."