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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Josb"
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"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend He wiped"
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"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... ...Vodka costs less than dinner for two"
"Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays? he was snowden"
"What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common? They're both only three fifths of a person"
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store"
"Any girl can give you pics I can give you a headache"
"Last time I was upset, my dog brought me all of his toys and laid on my head."
"Unlike Eric Garner... I live for out of state cigarettes."