204357

Joke of the Day

"When my employer asked if I had a criminal record... ...I guess ""highest number of robberies in an hour"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood? Super Barrio Mothers"

"Hey Can_ZigZag: what did one burning bush say to the other? Ain't no way they're makin' a fuel out of me!"

"Up dawg A man sees a long lost friend he says... 'Up dawg' 'What that?' 'What's what?' 'What's up dawg?' 'Nothing much hbu' '...? Oh hahahahahaha '"

"What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence? Udder destruction"

"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans? Because they'll bite us!"

"How does a Welshman find sheep in tall grass? Irresistible."

"You may have the last laugh now, but we'll continue this discussion later when Im alone in my car pretending to be a stupider version of you"

"I wonder what Hillary Clinton will do after she dies.... Most likely she'll lie still"

"The FineBros remind me of a movie villian... ...they revealed their master plan via monologue and were stopped before they could end the world."