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Joke of the Day
"If this tweet gets 5 retweets, I will threaten a public official on Facebook."
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"I love the people in parking lots with ""free kittens"" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn't be oppressed."
"My friend told me his favourite word was 'many' It doesnt mean much to me..."
"*Pillsbury Doughboy approaches mic* I would like to apologize for my recent actions, but would remind you I never claimed to be a roll model"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !"
"What did the horny Astronomer say to the telescope? I wanna see Uranus."
"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students? Every single one counts."
"*wife sees me grab emergency kit from trunk after getting a flat tire* calm down brent just call a tow tru*I'm already shooting flare gun*"
"Why are African Americans called Negroes? Because their dicks grow to their knees. Negro=knee grow"