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Joke of the Day

"I had something to post about female circumcision but I can't find it now. I'll have to look deeper."

"What's the most annoying thing about trying to remove the panties off a girl when having sex? The screaming and the fighting"

"Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST"

"True or False? How deep is the Grand Canyon? First post please be considerate but and criticism is welcome"

"[restaurant] ME: Bottle of shiraz pls. It's my birthday WAITER: Your birthday? It's on the house ME: [looking up] Do you have a ladder or"

"I think instead of ""LOL""....I'm gonna go with ""SALTS"" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful."

"there's nothing quite as American as eating when you're not even hungry"

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink..."

"My wife always tells me not to take things personally, so I hired a guy to do it for me. He already stole a bike."

"If you receive a text from Liam Neeson that says ""LMAO,"" it stands for ""let's murder Albanians overseas"" and he wants his daughter back."