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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To show he wasn't a chicken."

"What restaurant does a fast food worker/hacker work at? HackDonalds."

"Why was red sad? Because he was feeling blue"

"I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal... I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage."

"What type of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."

"What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle? You're about to meet da-feet!"

"You know when you find the BEST hiding place ever to keep something safe and it's so good you forget where it was? That's me and passwords."

"The hardest part about online dating... Finding someone who clicks with you."

"My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn, she asked me to fix her sink 2 hours ago and I'm still fixing her sink"

"I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut. But I thought it was quite an achievement."