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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To show he wasn't a chicken."

"What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman"

"Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus? You only need one nail for the frame"

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? Because it had a reptile dysfunction."

"Whats the only problem with eating vegetables? Getting them back in their chair."

"I need to print some my Facebook friends' status updates on toilet paper so I can wipe my bum with them."

"How did they get from one floor of the Death Star to another? In the elevader!"

"My boss is having a colonoscopy today. I sure hope they find his head."

"a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk... coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!"