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Joke of the Day
"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."
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"Useless People One useless person is useless. Two useless people are a law firm. Hundreds of useless people are Congress."
"I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought ""that's not fairing too well."""
"What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."
"Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa? Coz...she ""let's it go!"""
"Hamster PickUp Line? If I was a Hamster, and I met a female hamster I liked...id say ""Aye Girl, You From Amsterdam? Cause Hamster Damn!"""
"What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT"
"What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety? Squirrels; they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells."
"What do you call a poodle that serves coffee? A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral."