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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!"
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"I just pissed like a horse. Not an easy stance, let me tell you."
"""It all started with a Klondike Bar.."" -Nostalgic Prostitute"
"So a masochist meets a sadist... The masochist yells out ""HIT ME! HIT ME!"" The sadist smiles, looks at him and says ""no."""
"What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes? Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... ""Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"""
"What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own."
"*Gets pulled over by cop* ""Papers?"" ""Scissors"" *Cop removes glasses* ""Rocks?"" *Both start successful trap house*"
"So my girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not a my girlfriend but she will be soon."
"A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property. It's 1994."
"A black man and a Pakistani fell from a cliff. Which landed first? The black man because the Pakistani was a shade lighter."