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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work!"
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"Mountains aren't just funny... They're hill areas."
"What did the Nazi officer say when he was captured? It's not me; it's Jew."
"ME: [bumps man] MAN: [spills coffee] Say sorry ME: No MAN: Then I'll see you in court ME: [remembers I own a camouflage suit] You won't"
"How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Rectal thermometer tastes like shit"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? One doesn't cry sexism when you fire it."
"Me: Excited for the dance? 13yo: No, because you and mom will be there. Me: But I've been workin on my twerkin! 13yo: I need new parents."
"What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch."
"A fun trick for remembering peoples names is to never interact with anyone."