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Joke of the Day
"So my girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not a my girlfriend but she will be soon."
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"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night. She nearly took my fucking eye out."
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"What do you call a hoarse Putin? Rasputin"
"[1620] We Indians will bury the hatchet and teach you to farm. *Pilgrims huddle* It's a ruse, this soil looks awful for growing hatchets."
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"The person who discovered electricity... Must have been quite shocked!"