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Joke of the Day

"So a masochist meets a sadist... The masochist yells out ""HIT ME! HIT ME!"" The sadist smiles, looks at him and says ""no."""

"The Buddhist's Root Canal Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water. If it sinks: girl ant.... If it floats: boy ant."

"A boy asks his Jewish father for 50 dollars... The father looked at his son and asked, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that"

"What do you get when you put rootbeer in a square glass? Beer."

"So I was reaching for the Viagra... But I picked up the tipp-ex by mistake. I woke up with a massive correction."

"This Mother's Day, my dad got a new car for my mom. He said it was the best trade he's ever made"

"What's the difference between a walrus and a vagina? One has thick whiskers and smells like fish. The others a WALRUS."

"How did you get your girlfriend to have sex with you while she was on her period? Let's just say I pulled some strings."