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Joke of the Day

"So a masochist meets a sadist... The masochist yells out ""HIT ME! HIT ME!"" The sadist smiles, looks at him and says ""no."""

"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."

"""All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics."" ""Those are just stereo types."""

"What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar? Buck-teeth!"

"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club. I see a lot of new faces today."

"Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud ""target is in site!"", see who panics."

"I don't think my black friends on Facebook have the same keyboard as me."

"Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions? Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out."

"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance: the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning."

"[Enter password: ] MyPeeeeeeeeenis [Error: password too long] *high fives my laptop right off the desk*"