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Joke of the Day
"I just pissed like a horse. Not an easy stance, let me tell you."
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"One of my friends told me how electricity is measured And I was like watt?"
"I liked that new movie about the masseuse. It had a happy ending."
"I know I'll never be a rocket scientist... because the amount of math they have to do is astronomical and I'm not very stellar at it."
"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"
"Got caught up in a really great book last night... I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!"
"I've decided to name my penis Napoleon... ...because there's a big misconception that it's short, but it's actually average sized"
"Change is inevitable... Unless you go to a vending machine."
"One night stands in hotel rooms just don't do it for me anymore. That's why I always ask for a bed with two night stands."
"How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !"