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Joke of the Day

"What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes? Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... ""Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"""

"2 Muffins are sitting in the oven... Muffin 1: ""it's really hot in here"" Muffin 2: ""holy shit! A talking Muffin!"""

"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever."

"So I was at a party, All the refreshments are lined up on a table; We're still waiting on the *punchline*."

"My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes... Is that they never get old!"

"I don't drink so that I'm more fun to be around. I drink so that you're more fun to be around."

"Long busy day, I need one of those hugs that turns into sex."

"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."

"what is worse than the holocaust 6 million jews"