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Joke of the Day

"What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own."

"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."

"Why don't prostitutes vote? They don't care who gets in"

"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."

"*i get on a rollercoaster with my washing machine* ""Hold tight son...WAIT! If u are here then.."" *son is at home w/ a mouth full of laundry*"

"I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies."

"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."

"I said ""You're not the boss of me"" to my boss and it came true."

"Women are like coffee beans: The coarser they are, the more you need to grind them, the finer they get."

"Did you hear the story of the Rabbi who lifted his synagogue into the air with a bunch of balloons? He brew up."