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Joke of the Day

"Am I a bad person of I am skeptical of a guy with a ""Need Help - God Bless"" sign on an iPad 2?"

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken to do it."

"Did you guys see Micheal J. Fox's icebucket challenge? The water was so cold , he's still shaking."

"Don't ever mistake me for someone who hasn't flirted with danger. I've got bitten by a Penguin. Twice."

"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."

"Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids? Every time his wife gets hot, he smacks her with a shovel."

"I turned on my computer and it went ""Word"" and I was like ""Yo""."

"Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes"

"What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? ""Dam-it!"""

"What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips"