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Joke of the Day

"I turned on my computer and it went ""Word"" and I was like ""Yo""."

"Michael J. Fox Got into a Car Accident Recently... He was really shaken up about it."

"Koi Fish always travel in groups of four That's because while the A Koi, the B Koi and the C Koi escape. The predator will always go after the D Koi"

"Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!"

"Muslim scientists.. Muslim scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the dark ages. They're calling it Islam'."

"Why can't John complete a workout? He tried, but it didn't work out."

"A woman on death row is asked what she would like for her last meal. I dunno, what do you want?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his girlfriend on the other side, but then he got taken by McDonalds and crushed for chicken nuggets."

"I'm not Racist Because I'm not raciest because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."

"The Canadian Opera Company has announced that it will play a special concert series at the Vancouver Art Gallery. They say that this will be the first time the COC has played in the VAG."