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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys see Micheal J. Fox's icebucket challenge? The water was so cold , he's still shaking."
Next Joke
"Is it possible for God to be a Cheeto Puffed? Because these taste pretty fucking great. EDIT: I'm getting downvoted but figure this is the reddit algorithm! cheeky cunts"
"It has just been announced that all Euro notes are to be reprinted It's being reprinted on Greece-proof paper..."
"*watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/"
"I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs You'll find me in my lab"
"What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale"
"Why is blackmail called blackmail? Because it isn't fair."
"The last time I had sex, there was a dinosaur in the cave with us."
"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The head nurse."
"Whats a similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both smell it, but they can't eat it."