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Joke of the Day

"Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes"

"Teach a man to shake and he will be able to greet everyone. Give a man a shake and all the boys will come to his yard"

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."

"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."

"""I used to be the Internet!"" - The Library"

"I bought myself a new hairdryer but it's faulty. It sucks."

"I was going to say a dead baby joke... but I decided to abort"

"What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween? Hijabba the Hut"

"(NSFW) My first experience with sex was a lot like getting my first car I didn't really want it but my dad gave it to me anyway"

"What's the difference between a leprechaun and a hooker with 5 STD's? Well one of them is a cunning runt."