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Joke of the Day

"Whats so special about ""demon cats""? Aren't all cats pure evil?"

"ME: I worked at a zoo for a while THERAPIST: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: [monkey noises coming from my bag] Uh good memories"

"What do yo call a Mexican Titanic? Sink-o De Mayo haah"

"a man goes to the doctor... ""Whats wrong with me?"" ""You have to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" ""So that I can examine you."""

"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."

"What's the difference between parsley.... and pussy? Nobody eats parsley anymore."

"Did you hear about the carpenter with no legs? He was a handyman."

"What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it? An envelope!"

"Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future."

"Did you know ""bathtub"" backwards is still ""bathtub""? It's not, but for a second there you believed me."