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Joke of the Day
"Whats so special about ""demon cats""? Aren't all cats pure evil?"
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"Two ads? IN A ROW? On this website that gives me access to all the music ever made? I won't stand for it"
"Dracula must have a hard life... It sucks to live forever"
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE RAISING A CAT ARMY."
"The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw"
"roses are red... Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, cheese on toast."
"COP: You're allowed 1 phone call ME: I'm gonna call your mom & tell on you for arresting me COP: *nervously sweating* Why would you do that"
"It cost me $14,000 and took 3 years, but I finally pulled off legally changing my friend's baby's name without him knowing. I LOVE PRANKS!!!"
"I have a wig, I have an orange, ugh Donald Trump"
"Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers? metro gnomes"