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Joke of the Day

"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."

"The more girls I have sex with... the more I love my goat."

"What's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old girl? When you're done, you can flip her over and pretend you're having sex with an 8 year old boy..."

"What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox? Chrome."

"Waiter waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir mosquitoes have very small appetites !"

"My dad was showing me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."

"I have a good joke... My grades."

"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket Was writing a Limerick but said, ""Fuck it."""

"I thought my wife was super pissed at me, but it turns out she was only ""disappointed"" in me. Thank God, I definitely dodged a bullet there"

"Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? The panties were half off"