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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two black cops on motorcycles? Chocolate chips"

"My friend and I got featured on a listicle. We both think that most listicles are awful attempts to just get ad revenue but hey, at least we're on the same page."

"If intelligence runs in your family, I can only guess it tripped and fell before it got to you."

"Why did Kim Jong Un's father go to hospital? He was Kim Jong Il"

"Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.* yuk yuk yuk"

"What did the programmer call his ship? Sea++"

"[NSFW] What do woman and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits."

"How to make holy water You boil the hell out of it."

"Irony= someone tweeting about how broke they are and at the bottom of their post it says: 8 minutes ago via iPad 2 -__-"

"You know peanuts can kill a person! Well, they are nuts, after all!"