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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken to do it."
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"A long time ago, I learned the importance of just being myself. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would just be myself."
"What do you call a midget physic that has escaped from prison?? A small medium at large"
"How is religion like a penis? You can have a penis, and you can be proud of your penis, but don't shove your penis in my face."
"stadium announcer: ""STADIUM!"""
"Apparently you can survive just by eating plants. That's something I haven't herbivore."
"What did the salmon say when it hit the wall? ""Dam"""
"Why do men scratch their balls? Because they are test-itch-els!"
"How to stop being intimidated by dates Just think of them as big raisins."
"Passer-by: hey buddy, do you have change for the phonebox? Clark Kent: why would I change in a phonebox? P: I didnt- CK: I'm not Superman"