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Joke of the Day

"I haven't spoken to my wife in months... We're not having any problems, I just don't want to interrupt her."

"I've got a really crappy joke for you... ... Nevermind, it's too corny."

"Yes I will purchase the anti-ageing cream that costs 100's of dollars because the results on those 20 year old models is just miraculous."

"If you were born in September... Then, you can be sure that your parents started the New Year, with a bang."

"What do you call a kitten's post-mortem? An Aww-topsy."

"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."

"What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear? A cheeseburka"

"However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight."

"Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!"

"Never sky dived before, but I just zoomed google maps way too fast. Pure adrenaline."