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Joke of the Day
"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."
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"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"
"Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' So when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'"
"why did god make girls so stupid? so that they would love boys"
"Doctor: ""Your wife is in hospital!""... Me: ""...How is she?"" Doctor: ""I'm afraid she's critical"". Me: ""Oh, you get used to that...""."
"What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice? Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week"
"*throws caution to the wind* *wind blows it back in my face at 100 mph*"
"When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, I wasn't prepared for all the changes I'd have to make... ...like my name, phone number, job, city where I live..."
"What do you call a tree that hates this joke? A face palm."
"If I had to choose between a rope or the inclined set of steps.... I would opt for the latter."