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Joke of the Day
"Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!"
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"There are four states of matter: Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."
"Got in a fight with my boner this morning; Don't worry i beat it single handedly."
"Religious groups put on performances for an audience The Christians put on a hell of a show, the Jews knocked their socks off, but the Muslims blew them all away."
"I feel sorry for people who's middle names start with V... Their first and last names are always fighting."
"So you could say USA nuked Japan in the woman's world cup. Too soon?"
"When someone tells me to have a safe flight it's like ok I will do my best but just so you know I am not the pilot of the airplane"
"*Vladimir Putin dining* I want Russian fries ""They're French fries"" Not for long *crosses Ukraine out on agenda & lists France* Not for long"
"Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack."
"An Australian soldier arrives at the front line in WW1 where he meets a British officer. The officer asks ""have come here to die too?"" The soldier replies ""No sir, I came yesterday."""