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Joke of the Day

"Never sky dived before, but I just zoomed google maps way too fast. Pure adrenaline."

"Our cats aren't enjoying the 90-degree heat. But I refuse to apologize for climate change until they apologize for pissing on the carpet."

"Why do black people have big nostrils? Because air is free"

"Be to, or be not to, the question, that is. - Yoda does Hamlet"

"What's the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"

"Why aren't healthy drive-thrus a thing? I want an egg and a grapefruit and a latte and I don't want to get out of my car damn it."

"Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."

"I slapped a girl in the face at the bar last night ... She told me her name!! Edit: I made up this while waiting for GoT. Please don't get mad. ^I'm ^^pathic ^^^and ^^^^awkward."

"I thought of a great name for an abortion clinic... How about 'Birth Ctrl+Z' ?"

"What is it called when one blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer"