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Joke of the Day

"Yes I will purchase the anti-ageing cream that costs 100's of dollars because the results on those 20 year old models is just miraculous."

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"Two guys are walking down the road and they see a dog licking himself. First guy says, ""Boy I sure wish I could do that."" Second guy says, ""I think you should try to pet him first."""
"What do you call math that gives you PTSD? Triggernometry"
"Blockbuster Joke George Lucas, Peter Jackson and James Cameron walk into a bar. George Lucas orders a cosmo. Peter Jackson orders a fine Sauvignon Blanc. James Cameron orders them both to shut up."
"What kind of underwear does John Grisham use? Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge"
"I'm thinking of re-releasing my old tweets in 3D."
"""Sorry we're late. We had to stop so I could pee."" ""For two hours?!"" ""Yeah. It came out really slow."""
"Let me drink about it and get back to you."
"I just pimped my car. Now it has extra whorespower."
"My husband's safe word is 'CRAMP!'"