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Joke of the Day
"What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear? A cheeseburka"
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"What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad? Urine trouble"
"What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey? Turtles all the way down"
"Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"
"My drug dealer is so funny Always cracks me up"
"Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral? An Irish funeral has one less drunk."
"How do you know you've been burgled by asians? You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway."
"""Don't believe everything you read"" is the best motto I've ever read. But I'm not sure if I should believe it or not. I'm so confused now."
"A scarecrow just won a Nobel prize. It was for being out-standing in his field."
"Have you ever been camping with a guy who has uncontrollable diarrhea? Shit's intense."