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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kitten's post-mortem? An Aww-topsy."
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"The US Defense budget is 40x bigger than NASA's. It's surprising we actually went to the moon instead of blowing it up."
"You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids."
"Turtles think frogs are homeless."
"I was told that tipping your server is normal in America But apparently this will get you fired as a systems administrator."
"Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese? Ohio"
"How many people live in the lower part of Italy? There are literally Sicilians."
"To celebrate Boxing Day on Friday, I had a five minute training montage and beat the shit out of the biggest Russian I could find ..."
"I named my eraser Confidence It gets smaller every time I make a mistake."
"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? The corn farmer shucks between fits, whilst the prostitute fucks between shits."