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Joke of the Day
"Why did Pluto miss the solar system party. He didn't planet right"
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"""Opportunity"" doesn't always knock the door... Last night she walked in our room when we were in a compromising position. Kids these days!"
"What do cows do after they get married? They go on their honeymoooooon!"
"What did the black guy get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."
"Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen? Because it has microwaves"
"So an outstandingly goofy and silly monkey farts and backflips to a store with fruit. He's going BANANAS!"
"*Gets back at the birds by pooping on their bird houses*"
"How does a Jewish guy make beer? Hebrews it."
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now."
"""How many people work at your company?"" About half of them."