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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? He's alright now."
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"Took my 3 year old to a lot of historic sites and whale watching today. Asked what her favourite part was and she said, ""The M&M's""."
"Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women."
"He sees you when you're sleeping,he knows when you're awake A date with Bill Cosby"
"Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31= DEC 25"
"""i said make him fetch"" yeah? ""what have you done"" he looks pretty fetching to me *dog in shirt & tie* does he have a job interview or somet"
"2 nazis walk into a bar, third one ducks.. just at the reich moment."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... In an airtight bag in the freezer."
"There are four guys walking down the sidewalk. The first three walk into a bar. The last one ducked."
"What's the hardest thing to do when you go rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."