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Joke of the Day
"""How many people work at your company?"" About half of them."
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"My wife and I got into an argument. And now I'm gonna do these dishes so hard."
"We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there."
"If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella."
"Why don't prostitutes vote? They don't care who gets in"
"I just googled ""Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don't Fear the Reaper?"" and my first response was, ""Go outside and do something."""
"Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular? Because Juice control the media"
"hey, a mime! *mime starts having heart attack* hes pretending to die lol *mime collapses* *hours later still watching his body* wow hes good"
"Time Travel! I found a way to time travel but it only works at a rate of one second per second."
"I wonder how many crimes The Muppets have kermitted."