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Joke of the Day
"What do cows do after they get married? They go on their honeymoooooon!"
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"FDFP-What is a fish's favorite sex position? BASS TO MOUTH Made this one up, not really sure if it would work though. Ass to mouth isn't a sex position per se."
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a fuck."
"Ireland is beautiful Too bad Irish people live there"
"Sorry I hacked your e-cig. You've actually been vaping a dead bird for a month."
"Everyone should invest in silent comedy. After all, mime *is* money."
"I'm rubber. You're glue. I don't conduct low voltage electricity. You're great for arts & crafts."
"How did the Scotsman find the sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
"I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too."
"Why Can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible. Also, he has Parkinson's disease."