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Joke of the Day

"Slippers made out of Lego so that when you step on Lego you just get taller."

"My goal in life is to get my face on a coin. That way I can be the change I wish to see in the world."

"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."

"*sees a truck* Nice. *sees a trucker* Oh, impressive. *sees a truckest* Ah yes. This is what I came for."

"The leading cause of being cryptic is stuff."

"What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you."

"Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out."

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."

"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"

"I mean, really though, who hasn't seen a UFO at this point?"