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Joke of the Day
"My wife was looking tired after giving blood I asked if she felt drained..."
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"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."
"Must be nice to get married and finally know who the number one suspect in your murder case will be"
"23% of traffic accidents involve cell phone use, but 77% do NOT involve cell phone use. Statistics don't lie. It's safer to use your phone."
"I almost didn't remember today was September 11th Then I felt bad, because I said I'd never forget."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"
"What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes? No Shit Sherlock."
"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."
"What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur??? Allahsaurus!"
"A frog can leap higher than a house ..partly because of the strength of its hind legs, but also because houses have difficulty jumping at all."