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Joke of the Day

"Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead."

"Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?"

"The bad news: I shaved off my beard. The good news: none of my co-workers recognize me and have stopped talking to me."

"""Why don't you have kids yet?"" is a great question, ma'am, but I'm saving that conversation for the right total stranger at this gym."

"How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !"

"What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything? Jim-pansy"

"I'm gong to start calling my dick ""The Cartridge"". Women keep wanting to blow it."

"Anyone know any good HP Lovecraft jokes? I only know a few Old Ones."

"Why do whites call it reverse racism? because, only whites are racist."

"""MEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS & MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"" ""Sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad bring it in"""