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Joke of the Day

"Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead."

"My foot just fell asleep, I'm terrified that drunk white people will notice and start drawing moustaches and penis' on it. #ILoveYallReally"

"Two fish in a tank... ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"

"I patented a new bullet that will kill 2 deer at once You get more buck for your bang!"

"What do you call an upside-down ""W""? An M-poster"

"I was going to paint my computer black thinking it would run faster... ...but it didn't work."

"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."

"How do you get into a haunted house? By using a spookey!"

"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to go deeper and you ran out of poems?"

"An Indian can do anything for sex Even marriage"