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Joke of the Day

"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."

"Every time I hang out with my old roommate from college, we get drunk. I think he may have a drinking problem..."

"I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn't get a propaganda at him."

"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle out of himself."

"Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around."

"A man orders a coffee without milk. The barista replies, ""I'm sorry, we're out of milk. Can I get you a coffee without cream instead?"""

"Nine years ago today 19 men came to my doorstep expecting 72 virgins. Little did they know how fucked they were going to be."

"What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest!"

"What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas? That it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I almost fell in."