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Joke of the Day
"What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur??? Allahsaurus!"
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"Commas make all the difference He was fucking up, until the end. He was fucking, up until the end."
"I call my penis ""the coelacanth""... Because no one has seen it for 66 million years."
"Father names his son Bentley. His friend asks - are you stupid? Why would you name your son Bentley?! Father - i don't care. At least i have Bentley now."
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of paws and the other has a pause at the end of clause"
"Why we don't give food to cannibals.. ..because they know how to feed for themselves."
"Click here for joke. Click the back button for joke."
"I avoid checking my bank account. I just don't need that negativity in my life."
"Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law? I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive."