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Joke of the Day
"What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur??? Allahsaurus!"
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"Confucius say: It is good if boy meets girl in park... It is better if boy parks meat in girl."
"Why do you like little kids...? They have to use TWO hands."
"Reddit is really a green community Consisting all the recycled content on here."
"6yo:You can't eat chips before dinner! Me:YOU can't. I'm a grown man. I do what I want. *Wife walks in*: What's that? Me:WHAT? NOTHING. Huh?"
"Ear sex is dangerous... ...it fucks with your head"
"I used to play teeball... I stopped playing after I struck out"
"I think I'm going to adopt a kid.. Recycling is important, after all."
"Do you know how you piss off a bunch of people at once? http://www.redditstatic.com/reddit500.png"
"Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!"