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Joke of the Day

"A frog can leap higher than a house ..partly because of the strength of its hind legs, but also because houses have difficulty jumping at all."

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain, gives me hope for our next generation."

"What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode? Enjoy the silence."

"I'm going to stop wearing cologne and taking showers... Because if I'm going to smell like an asshole, I'll do it all natural."

"The tv remote fell under the bed so I guess it's TBS, on an uncomfortably high volume, for the next 5 years."

"Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner..."

"Sarah McLachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles."

"Yelling ""Whore!"" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn around is pretty......... fun."

"Starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse."

"Texan: So where you from? Harvard graduate: The kind of place where we don't end our sentences with prepositions. Texan: Where you from jackass?"