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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes? No Shit Sherlock."

"I think my virginity is growing back."

"Did you hear about the time Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas? He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

"I like my woman like I like my cheese... White American."

"I have a beta fish named Carl He's a real lady killer!"

"I was gonna make a gay joke but thats intolerant."

"What's the cheapest concert you can go to? 50 cent feat. Nickelback."

"What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds."

"Me: Dad, How did you guys manage without Whatsapp & Facebook? My Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."

"What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house? Cinnamon Ghost Crunch"