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Joke of the Day

"I almost didn't remember today was September 11th Then I felt bad, because I said I'd never forget."

"Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer."

"Today at a work a few customers told me they were in denial about the approaching snow storm... I told them to watch out for crocodiles."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you wouldn't have heard of it"

"""I'm better than you because I can fly and my body is a boat."" ~ Ducks"

"I had a neurotic rabbit once. His name was Stu."

"Why is Divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

"I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?"

"my new year resolution is 1080p thanks please make this go viral so my ex gf stephanie sees it steph if ur reading this please take me back"

"Two of my favourite moments in my life were when I won my first fight and lost my virginity I hit him so hard he slept through the whole thing"